"Dirk's Diary - if you've read the books you'll know about his Diary. If not, well, he calls it his Black Diary of Doom and it's where he records all the slights and grievances he suffers at school...." - Jamie

July 14th, 2014
August 5th, 2009   Dismay 5th,

My computer skills are growing. I am learning how to write computer code, and I have joined one of those networking social sites on the internet these human children keep talking about. Facebook or whatever it’s called.

September 15th, 2009   Misery 15th, That accursed BattleAxe! She gave me a detention today in English class. Just because I kept insisting that the  three witches in Macbeth were the good guys and that Shakespeare was really trying to say that Claudius, Hamlet’s so-called evil uncle, was the true tragic hero. After all, if Claudius hadn’t given in to guilt, or cared about accidentally poisoning his own wife, he’d have been free and clear! Which is an important lesson to learn. But oh no, the wizened old hag just couldn’t see beyond her own text books. Well I wasn’t going to give up either so   Read more...
July 14th, 2014

Dirk also gets report cards, just like everyone else. Here’s one that didn’t make it into the first